December 4, 2009

Aw crap

This week's horoscope:

Whether you are still madly looking for dangerous excitement and thrills with any and all strangers who cross your path, or you have had quite enough unpredictable reversals for one lifetime and would now prefer retiring by yourself to a spot deep in the forest where nobody can hurt or abandon you again, guess what. In the area of relationships, life has a few whopping surprises for you.

2 comments:

movita said...

Monkey sex?

Unknown said...

Embrace the jungle and the desires within (lesbian).